"If you find a drowned fat person, you know it was murder, because fat people float!" (I learned that in biology)
"There were going to be brownies, but I accidentally got the kind with coffee in them, so sorry." -person 1
"Don't tell us that! Now we all want brownies..." -person 2
"Okay guys, I'll have some ready in 30 minutes...Go get a game to play and ice cream." -person 3
"I'm sorry--short guys just intimidate me."
"Is the stove on fire again?" "No, somethings just burning."
"Few things go better with hamlet than chocolate."
"All you need to become a superhero is a belt--but it has to match your purse and shoes, otherwise the villains might die at the atrocity of your outfit! ...that could work I guess..."
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